♿ Accessibility Statement
Because Everyone Deserves to Lose Their Phone Equally
At Phone Stealing Club, we believe in inclusivity — whether you’re walking, rolling, crawling, or levitating into the club.
We’re committed to making this site as accessible as that girl’s Instagram account you swear you saw last night before your phone disappeared.
🛠️ Our Efforts
We’re doing our best to ensure this website:Is navigable by keyboard (not just thumbs after three tequila shots)Has readable fonts, contrast, and structure for screen readersAvoids flashing lights or autoplay jump scares (unless you’re into that)Works on mobile, tablet, and whatever weirdly cracked burner phone you’re using now🧠 We Understand:Not all disabilities are visible. If something on this site doesn’t work for you — accessibility-wise — we actually want to fix it. Let us know.📬 Contact UsYou can reach us at Robertson And Santa Monica around 12:30 AM on Saturday Night. (Or send us a smoke signal, raven, or voice memo if that’s more your thing.)
This site is maintained by a team of creatives who sometimes forget to charge their devices, so if you notice something not working right, please be patient. We’re not trying to exclude anyone — we’re just doing our best not to lock ourselves out of our own accounts.We want everyone to enjoy Phone Stealing Club — with or without a working phone.Let us know how we can make this experience better for you.